The film was brought to my attention by one of our wonderful message board members, and although this sounds like a new Will Smith movie, it is not even close. Check excess sunlight in the trailer below to see what I mean.


During 1987 and 1997, a serial killer terrorized community Beaumont, Texas. 28 February 1997, at 9:15 am an anonymous tip was received by Beaumont Police Department leading them to the house, Jonathan Rayner and his wife of 19 years, Betty Rayner. In the cellar of the house police found more than 1500 videotapes documenting Rainer life as a devoted husband, dedicated father and community leaders. What the tape also showed a shocked world. 12 victims of the horrific killings of captured killers camera. Under the Law on Freedom of Information Jonathan’s Home Videos, were released and gathered in the function of the length of the film explore the internal work of psychopathic killer.

The real name of this article, it came from the mailbox: rotten Pile of shit, sorry I had to change it so that would tell the news Google. - Wil

Gory greetings horroryearbook graduates! Welcome to another edition of interesting He came from the mailbox, the column where your old pal Brain Hammer album regardless of random shit good people at horroryearbook decide to send my way.

Shit is the key word at this time. I was glad to see the package in my mailbox from Molly Celaschi beautiful, but my excitement quickly turned into fear and disgust when I opened the package and found haggard outlook range of DVD-R’s. Ah yes, home of horror. Apparently this was my specialty. Only one of the people involved was clever to include any details about his film. (Try to guess which one) The remainder of those included Jokers or simply a film or a tiny piece of scrap paper full misspelled words, punctuation and mangled NO CONTACT INFORMATION FOR ALL, except to ask for “e-mail me when when the review done.” Yes, I will get right on that, guys.

And anyway, our night of horror began with the EAT ME, 10-minute short film written and directed by Victor Bonacore. It employs about 9 minutes too long, and tells tales that the couple get attacked by zombies turn into zombies themselves, and then eat each other. I thought it looked like crap, and it was almost unwatchable, thanks annoying folk music that was used as the score. The only attention has been impressive rooster is the method of lead actress. She swallowed a lot of that fake cock, before leaving his bite, and I should give her some props for that.

Next to (s) hit list was CANNIBAL CHEERLEADER camp. This 18 minute short film that was shot in one week last October in Virginia Winchester on MiniDV, using Panasonic DVX-100B, with a budget of $ 700. Writer and director Paul Busetti argues that the film was his attempt to “squeeze all the high notes in the genre of short film, without losing any tension or suspense.” Apparently, he believes that high note genre is a pile of oil facing skanks taking a shower and then get dismembered. I hope he does not spend more than $ 20 budget for these chickens to be in the movie, because they were all shitty actresses, and none of them were hot. I have never seen a less attractive lesbian shower scenes in all my days. I had a hard time after what should have been happening in this, but ultimately all pasty faced skanks were killed and 18 minutes of tension and suspense (the slow torture), happily ceased.

Director Craig McIntyre’s A FEW LOOSE screws Flick, I was next to (h) through. I was cringing when I popped this in the DVD-player because of the particularly sad promising DVD-R cover, which looked like it was drawn to the hands of a small child with cerebral palsy. Then the parade of extremely promising slutty chicks began parading in front of the camera and my Dick … I mean my view, started to pay attention. It was a full length movie about the assassination of porn director, who slaughters sluts, which appear in his films. There is something like a plot south of computers, who beat out constantly and works in fast-food restaurant, but I have a lot of tuned each time wasn’ta half-naked chick to look at. The best that I can say about this one is that some really hot chicks in it. I especially like the Asian chick with braces and jungle skank with pierced nipples, who prances around in the Ramones T-shirt torn. There are oodles of prospective laughably fake blood and guts, but after about the fifteenth stage in a row, where some TWAT gets tortured and torn apart, I was looking for the remote control. Unfortunately, this was the best of the bunch Flick time.

I saved the worst for last. Phil German and Fvideo (F must stand for its failure) to submit to the forest, a fairy tale about a stone face pigs woman who goes surfing, goes home and watches film of horror, and then gets naked and goes to sleep. As she sleeps maniac attacked her and then kidnaps her. She wakes up naked in the cabin in the middle of the forest. Then comes the real horror: it was his clothes and went home without incident. To fuck why I watch it?? Eventually, some bald dipshit rape her, chicken commit suicide, bald dipshit commit suicide, and some other skank wakes up naked in the forest. It’s quite a lot of it. What is a devil movie. Half of the hour long exercise in abject boredom consists of scenes people talked on the phone. A scene of rape has been promising ludicrous and suicides have been miserable. It looked like they were throwing around some Ragu and called it day. Obviously Phil is a great rush to his movies reviewed, and I hope that I have made my day a little brighter, by doing this. He was pleased enough to say he “hopes you’ll like this as we have done that,” apparently because they were a hell of a miserable time. This was absolute crap.

I am going to seek refuge in some of the larger budget, slick and glossy Hollywood horror of the actual cost of production, creativity and talent. If someone wants to send me booze and hard drugs, to help me forget about these films, I would greatly appreciate it.

Yuka Kojima in five minutah””Girl Thumb video is one of the works exhibited at the first Pocket Film Festival opens festival that last week in Yokohama., Featuring 48 films - all shot on camera-equipped mobile phones.

Forty-eight films selected from more than 400 entries from 18 countries - including Japan, Singapore, China, South Korea and Germany - will screen in competition at the festival, organized by Tokyo National University of Fine Arts and Music.

The competition has two categories, one for the film will be shown on regular screens, and another for movies for viewing on mobile phones. The winning film will receive 500,000 yen (US $ 4500).

Vague and raw but urgently personal, these pocket-size statements on film, like Yuka Kojima a five-minute Thumb Girl”,” were selected from more than 400 positions in international competition.

The works, edited as digital files on a personal computer, have a voyeuristic feel because the cell phone is so unobtrusive, have been streaming on monitors of cell phones straps to the tables. Devoid of the typical grandeur of standard feature films, video pocket were filled with everyday shots, many taken in the village of chaotic streets and cars whizzing past in Blur.

“Of course, this resolution is relatively low by phone camera, so effective use, which is important,” organizer Yuko Mori said. “People have also made a film where only the camera phone can go. One entry in the class of children not attending school, even shot inside the refrigerator.”

The festival, which organizers say is the first in the country, marks yet another use for the omnipresent mobile phones in Japan, DoCoMo Capital, used ubiquitously to exchange e-mail, surf the Internet, read novels and navigate on digital maps.

The works also point to important new forms of art, said Masaki Fujihata, film professor of Tokyo National University of Fine Arts and Music and one of the judges of the festival.

”The cell phone is that you always carry around, so you can roll the camera on whim,”he said. Tam”v so close between the work and its creator. It is spontaneous.”Fujihata said he was particularly fond of the nine-minute pedestrian”,”, main symbol of a pair of slippers to take to get on the train.

Fujihata and other experts say the medium is opening the world of cinema solutions for the masses of amateurs in the same manner, YouTube phenomena.

People”,” witty puzzle-like piece Michiko Tsuda, 27, graduate student, uses a split screen to show images taken on two cell phones - one held by a man in the men’s room, and another woman in the women’s room. They each take video of their own image in the mirror, wander in the hallway, where they meet and then switch to the phone, all the time recording video.

Unlike regular films that require lots of money, people and time, cell phone film is easy cheap one-person operation. Even its relatively poor visual quality can be an advantage, often for arty imagery, they say.

Softbank and Sharp are supporting the event. Softbank, the main mobile operator, took over Vodafone Japan and Yahoo Japan. Sharp was the first company to sell a cell phone, in 2000 and is currently the leading manufacturer of TV-enabled phones.

It is reported that U.S. mobile operator Sprint has introduced a watch by the number of mobile phone billing services to the film. Mobile phone users to download software, see the impressive 45-length movies, including “National Treasure,” “Spider-Man 2″ and “Scarface.”

The service, called Sprint Movies used mSpot wireless streaming media technology, sources from the film Buena Vista (Buena Vista VOD), Lions Gate, Sony and Universal, and other film distribution companies. Users can choose to read an entire movie, according to the chapter and verse can also choose to watch and have the capacity to be suspended, skip and rewind features. Sprint entertainment product marketing director, said Alana Muller, the service uses streaming technology, users can not copy the film is watching.

Alana said, Sprint Movies is not a plan to replace the family TV screen, but can travel out of the consumers with more choices of entertainment. It is reported that each film in the charges between 3.99 to 5.99 U.S. dollars. Depending on the time limit to watch film of the source, in the range of between a week to 24 hours. To be limited to those within 24 hours of watching film, if the user did not finish on time, plus 0.99 U.S. dollars may be extended.

Prior to Sprint has launched mobile TV service, up to 50 channels or more, cooperation, including MTV, ABC and the United States, such as the Weather Channel. Sprint rivals Verizon has also launched a multimedia service called VCast.